1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,175 Well, we are almost halfway through filming, 2 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,344 and everyone keeps acting up 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,056 but, like, not in a good-for-TV way. 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:19,185 Well, Beau keeps sweeping all of his feelings with Rob 5 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,520 just, like, under the rug. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,688 I miss you. I miss you, too, a lot. 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,191 I know you don't hug, but give me a hug. 8 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,484 I love you, buddy. 9 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,486 {\an8}Taylor and Kristina are upset with Katie, 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,154 {\an8}and they're not addressing it. 11 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,156 Katie basically said, you don't hang out 12 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,533 with anyone who's not on your payroll... 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,159 To Stassi. 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,702 Good to [bleep] know. 15 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,704 {\an8}Georgi and Georgia are bickering. 16 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,415 {\an8}I feel like something is not matching. 17 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,584 {\an8}Oh, my gosh, I just want to strangle her. 18 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,295 {\an8}And on top of it all, my sister is driving me insane. 19 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,047 {\an8}Get the [bleep] out of here as soon as possible. 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,675 {\an8}I want to. Trust me. 21 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:55,346 {\an8}I'm gonna do what any good reality-TV producer would do, 22 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,224 {\an8}and I'm gonna lock them in a house all weekend, 23 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,726 {\an8}which, legally, I feel like is okay 24 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,270 {\an8}as long as there's rosé. 25 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}All right, Hartford, Messer, din-din. 26 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,290 {\an8}Candy? Candy, Papa! 27 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,584 {\an8}No one's getting candy. 28 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,089 {\an8}Did you have a good day at school? 29 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,306 {\an8}What? 30 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,183 {\an8}People at the park? 31 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,810 {\an8}Seagull. 32 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,855 {\an8}I'm like, what is he talking about? 33 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,357 {\an8}I'm planning this staycation 34 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,736 {\an8}so Beau and I are getting in our quality kid time. 35 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,946 {\an8}I feel like me and Beau have been doing great 36 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,948 {\an8}since our date last week. 37 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,534 {\an8}Do you remember at Coachella, 38 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,953 {\an8}we were just, like, huddled in the corner just being like, 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,997 {\an8}I love you so much. I can't wait to marry you. 40 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,000 {\an8}We're gonna be the best [bleep] husband and wife. 41 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:10,296 {\an8}Since we've been filming, like, I feel closer to Beau. 42 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:14,967 {\an8}I truly believe that reality TV solves 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,303 {\an8}more problems than it creates. 44 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,806 {\an8}[bleep] your therapists. 45 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,016 {\an8}I will say something. 46 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,935 {\an8}I'm very impressed with the food that you guys cooked. 47 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,315 {\an8}Is this, like, authentic Italian pasta? 48 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,524 {\an8}Yeah. - Yeah? 49 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,693 {\an8}See? - It looks fantastic. 50 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,030 Then when I saw the receipt, $684. 51 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,159 I got the fraud alert. - I'm sorry. 52 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,828 But it was very good. 53 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,746 Is Georgi still here? 54 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,458 No, she is at lesbian night. 55 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,044 {\an8}Gigi's gonna go find a girlfriend. 56 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,213 {\an8}Today? - Today. 57 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,674 {\an8}Why didn't you go to lesbian night? 58 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,885 Taylor Strecker used to think that way, too. 59 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,180 Look what happened to her. - Yeah. 60 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,974 Lez Night. You ready? Lez night. Lez night. 61 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,352 I feel like I'm, like, a teenager again. 62 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,020 I do. - Fresh lesbian love. 63 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,230 I love it. 64 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,564 There's really nothing better. 65 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,025 {\an8}So I'm not new to being bi, but I am new to LA. 66 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,653 {\an8}And there's nobody I trust more than Taylor and Teddy 67 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,530 {\an8}to take me out on the town. 68 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,156 {\an8}Get in there, girl. I'm gonna. 69 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,325 {\an8}The girl, the tall girl with the septum piercing-- 70 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,911 {\an8}hot as [bleep]. 71 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,207 {\an8}And meet girls that are not judgmental, not mean, 72 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,709 {\an8}and, also, they're not my sister. 73 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,670 What are you gonna say? I'm gonna say... 74 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,380 Ah! Ah! 75 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,965 I don't think that's gonna work. 76 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:36,799 I know, don't listen to me. 77 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,342 {\an8}Bottom line-- there's no drama 78 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,719 {\an8}when I hang out with the lesbians. 79 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,391 {\an8}There will be tonight 'cause I'm gonna confront Katie. 80 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,810 What a good lesbian night. 81 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:48,853 I hope so. 82 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,980 Did Teddy fill you in? No. 83 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,983 So Kristina Kelly told me Katie talked shit. 84 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,609 Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 85 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,446 Katie was saying that all of Stassi's friends 86 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,030 were all on her payroll or whatever. 87 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,074 {\an8}How [bleep] dare you say 88 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,326 {\an8}that we're all on her payroll 89 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,494 {\an8}like she isn't? 90 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,704 {\an8}"I don't need you financially." 91 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,581 {\an8}Yes, you [bleep] do, bitch. You're back here. 92 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,000 Katie is a complete [bleep] bitch. 93 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,919 Listen, when I get mad, I fly off the handle. 94 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,463 Honestly, give her the benefit of the doubt, 95 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,506 because, like, you haven't even heard her side yet. 96 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,341 It'll be fine, I really feel like. 97 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,926 {\an8}I hope. 98 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,137 {\an8}So we're almost halfway through this season, 99 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:27,433 {\an8}and, surprisingly, I'm feeling really positive. 100 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,144 {\an8}No drama has happened. No one's come for me. 101 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,271 {\an8}I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign. 102 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,315 {\an8}Like, are we boring? I don't know. 103 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,358 {\an8}I'm having a good time, so whatever. 104 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:39,236 {\an8}Hi. 105 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,615 {\an8}Why am I such a [bleep]? What am I doing? 106 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,783 {\an8}She's just, like, so smiley, 107 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,451 {\an8}and she has those puppy-dog eyes. 108 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,452 {\an8}And it's, like, Georgi's night. 109 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,829 {\an8}I don't want to ruin it, you know? 110 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,415 {\an8}Do you think I sent her the wrong message? 111 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,875 How do you feel? 112 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,044 It's like, so crazy 'cause it's like, I'm 30 now. 113 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,587 I just got out of a marriage. 114 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,964 And now I'm openly trying to maybe date women. 115 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,759 I'm just seeing what's out there, you know? 116 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,511 Dayna. Let's get out there. 117 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,054 Get the liquor. 118 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,139 [bleep] her, hardly know her. 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,557 Hey. 120 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,059 {\an8}There isn't any specific goals tonight. 121 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,812 {\an8}I think it's just to get Georgi's feet wet. 122 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,813 {\an8}Georgi, this is Emma. - Hi. Emma. 123 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:15,940 {\an8}So great to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 124 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,775 {\an8}I love your hair color. - Yeah? 125 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,693 {\an8}If Georgi wants to live in LA, 126 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,987 {\an8}she needs to foster her own relationships. 127 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,032 {\an8}That way, she can have someone else besides Stassi. 128 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,701 {\an8}Take a little pressure off her sister right now 129 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,204 {\an8}and spread her wings... 130 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,997 {\an8}and her legs maybe-- we'll see. 131 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,083 {\an8}You just moved here? - Yes, just moved here, fresh. 132 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,417 {\an8}I moved here a year and a half ago. 133 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,002 {\an8}From where? - From Brooklyn. 134 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,672 {\an8}New York? - New York. 135 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,966 {\an8}Tonight I'm looking for, you know, love, 136 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,717 {\an8}sex, free drinks. 137 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,053 {\an8}You're gorgeous. - Oh, thank you. 138 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,390 {\an8}Whatever you want to throw at me, like, I'm ready for it. 139 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,183 Our little girl is growing up. 140 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,309 I think so, too. 141 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,186 I'm excited for her to be smothered in breasts, 142 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,355 getting just, like, absolutely [bleep]-bounced, 143 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,648 like, on the head, you know? 144 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,358 {\an8}I really want Georgi to have a good night, 145 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,734 {\an8}but, like, I got shit to do. 146 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,528 {\an8}Hey, how's it going? 147 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,696 {\an8}'Cause I'm gonna confront Katie. 148 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,239 {\an8}I just really hope those two things 149 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,490 {\an8}stay far away from each other. 150 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,616 {\an8}I don't want to ruin Georgi's night, 151 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,077 {\an8}but I'm pissed at Katie. 152 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,037 I have to talk with you about something. 153 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,122 What's up? 154 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,707 I want to be nosy. 155 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,000 I heard what was said 156 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:19,044 about all of us being on Stassi's payroll. 157 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,338 I didn't say all your friends are on your payroll. 158 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,007 Yeah, you did. 159 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:26,343 And it's just not sitting well with me. 160 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,720 I don't translate it that way. 161 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,806 - That's [bleep] bullshit. - Oh, God. 162 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,434 {\an8}I mean, is this really what we're gonna do tonight? 163 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,145 {\an8}Or does someone just need their five minutes in the spotlight? 164 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,647 Do you feel like I'm on her payroll? 165 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,233 No, this is, like, kind of surprising to me 166 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,110 that this has come up. 167 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,904 Like, how did this come up? - I do not know. 168 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,865 But I know that Kristina told me. 169 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,492 Okay, well, Kristina wasn't there. 170 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,870 And, also, I wasn't talking about you. 171 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,371 Who were you talking about? 172 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,750 I was just talking about Stassi and I's friendship. 173 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,668 I said, I feel like if you didn't give birth to me 174 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,087 or I, like, am not married to you 175 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,131 or I'm not working for you, you have no time for me. 176 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,550 Like, I feel like I don't fit into one of those categories. 177 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,385 It just felt-- I felt very discarded. 178 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,597 I feel like this is being taken a little bit more seriously 179 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,307 than it was, like, intended-- 180 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,767 But when you said that-- 181 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,353 Don't cut me off. 182 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,647 Like, I was being kind of sarcastic 183 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,732 and, like, a little extreme in what I was saying. 184 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,902 It was not meant to be a dig at anyone else. 185 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,487 It was about me. 186 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,280 Okay, let me just say this. 187 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,782 It's been a nice dynamic. 188 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,950 And now all of a sudden, you're back, 189 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,703 and I feel like you're just, like, trying 190 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,623 to, like, push me out and oust me and take my spot. 191 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,959 {\an8}This feels very left field for me. 192 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,046 {\an8}I did not expect this reception from Stassi's friends. 193 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,131 {\an8}I don't know if they genuinely don't like me 194 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,092 {\an8}or if they feel like their position on the show 195 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,551 {\an8}is threatened. 196 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,305 {\an8}I have no interest in icing anyone out. 197 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,515 {\an8}I mean, you can question 198 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,974 {\an8}my intentions of being here all day, 199 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,476 {\an8}but I can question your intentions 200 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,019 {\an8}of why you're bringing this up to me. 201 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,439 And also, like, nervous about me coming into the fold, like-- 202 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,149 Kristina interpreted it, too. 203 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,527 Okay, like, I didn't know you didn't want me around. 204 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,988 Like, it's [bleep] hurtful. 205 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,407 Like, everyone's assuming the worst of me. 206 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,659 Don't make me out to be this monster of a person. 207 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,035 I have no ulterior motive. 208 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,578 I'm not here to [bleep] shit up. 209 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,996 I'm not here to fight with people. 210 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,373 I'm not here to hurt anyone's feelings. 211 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,750 I want to believe it. You know what I mean? 212 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,963 {\an8}Clearly, Stassi's friends have some kind of feeling 213 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:29,091 {\an8}about me being here, and I want to just... 214 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,384 {\an8}disappear into mist. 215 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,720 {\an8}I don't want to be here. Like, this is [bleep] awkward. 216 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:36,140 {\an8}Maybe just, like, from here on out, keep it 100, 217 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,683 {\an8}and we're good. 218 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:41,353 {\an8}I'm feeling like I could quit. 219 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,533 {\an8}Hello. Hi. 220 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,493 {\an8}What the [bleep]? 221 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,288 {\an8}I know, this is a gorgeous house. 222 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:02,916 {\an8}You know how they say, if you want to bury a body, 223 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,294 {\an8}like, your bestie will show up with a shovel? 224 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,671 {\an8}Well, if you want to rent the best house, 225 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,758 {\an8}Chrishell will show up with a key. 226 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,553 {\an8}Well, no. 227 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,388 {\an8}But, yes, it's me. 228 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,182 {\an8}Hello? 229 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,267 Me and my husband need to be away from our kids 230 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,935 for a little while. I get it. 231 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,896 - Like, we need to just-- - I get it. No judgment. 232 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,689 Staycation, just, like, two nights. 233 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,149 Okay. 234 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,235 Get away, and just, like, be able to enjoy each other. 235 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,904 Beau and I just had a great date, 236 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,781 {\an8}so I just want to keep that train moving. 237 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,866 {\an8}Taylor and Teddy, they're living in LA, 238 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,785 {\an8}so, obviously, a babymoon. 239 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,620 {\an8}And when you're renting a sick house, 240 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,872 {\an8}like, the rule on reality TV is, 241 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,165 {\an8}you have to invite everyone. 242 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,751 {\an8}It's like, these things go hand in hand, okay? 243 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,003 {\an8}It's like late night and Taco Bell, 244 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,381 {\an8}shit-talking and my sister. 245 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,009 Thank you so much. Of course. 246 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,386 The owner, she's gonna be so happy. 247 00:09:56,387 --> 00:10:00,349 She likes when it's somebody that she knows from reality TV. 248 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,642 That's so [bleep] crazy. 249 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,143 {\an8}My friends are so [bleep] lucky. 250 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,270 {\an8}No one's renting mansions for me. 251 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,897 {\an8}I'm trying to resolve our issues 252 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,316 {\an8}and be hashtag-Kris Jenner at the same time. 253 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,735 {\an8}Do you know how expensive that is? 254 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,948 I mean, I was out of Vanderpump Rules 255 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,826 for five years, and I'm grateful for it. 256 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,870 But it follows me everywhere... - Yeah. 257 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,497 Like Selling Sunset for you. 258 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,291 I'm like, this might be something that is just, like-- 259 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,210 it's on my tombstone. 260 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,879 And that's why it's better to just embrace it, 261 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,965 because my experience with Selling Sunset 262 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,967 was a whole big chapter of my life. 263 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,635 But it just got really toxic. 264 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,303 I don't want to be that person 265 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,557 that begrudges the memory and, like, is angry about it. 266 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,475 It's like, yeah, we can--whatever. 267 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,436 Well, before I was fired from Vanderpump Rules, 268 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,481 I loved the experience of it, but it was... 269 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,900 - Hell. - Yes, hell. 270 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,403 Being on reality TV is not for everyone. 271 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,988 It's like a tornado. 272 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,906 {\an8}They look so beautiful and majestic, 273 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,075 {\an8}but the wind is out of control. 274 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,744 {\an8}Twister is actually one of my favorite movies. 275 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,038 {\an8}Like, if Helen Hunt can do it, I can do it. 276 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,669 I didn't have other opportunities to fall back on. 277 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,837 Yeah. 278 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,339 I fought for my show for three years. 279 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,467 So I'm in a little bit of a panic. 280 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,428 Is it stressful, though, on your relationship? 281 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:24,266 That is what kind of is, like, taking a toll on me. 282 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,853 {\an8}I've been on reality TV a very long time, 283 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,690 {\an8}so, like, I know all of the ups and downs. 284 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,193 {\an8}But then on the other hand, doing it with my family 285 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,528 {\an8}is, like, actually, like, way-- 286 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,655 {\an8}much more pressure 287 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,908 {\an8}for shit not to fail. 288 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:44,578 {\an8}And, wow, I'm exposing a lot of my life. 289 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,333 {\an8}I never want to exploit the people I trust 290 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,626 {\an8}and love the most. 291 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,252 {\an8}That is my worst fear. 292 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,838 {\an8}Beau and I are in a good place. 293 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,174 {\an8}So we will not be fighting this weekend. 294 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,843 {\an8}This staycation is for everyone else 295 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,261 {\an8}to figure out their shit. 296 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,222 {\an8}I'm so thankful... - Yay. 297 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,848 {\an8}That you showed me this house. 298 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,601 {\an8}It's perfect. Everyone is gonna love this. 299 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,401 {\an8}Ah, perfect. 300 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,155 {\an8}Making limoncino is fun and all, 301 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,407 {\an8}but I would obviously rather be casting a commercial 302 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,450 {\an8}or doing something. 303 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:27,454 {\an8}But I'm here making limoncino with my sister. 304 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,831 So if you would just 305 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,875 wash these right here... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 306 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,710 And just use a little soap. 307 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,753 {\an8}If you just want to go over there. 308 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,255 {\an8}You want me to wash it with the soap? 309 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,923 {\an8}Just, like, a little bit of soap, you know, 310 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,842 {\an8}'cause they spray shit on there. 311 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,178 I've never-- Here, go on this side. 312 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,471 It's easier to wash. Okay. 313 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,556 You've never washed fruit with soap? 314 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,724 No, it's fine. 315 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,476 No, like, now you're in my head. 316 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,019 I mean... 317 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,397 All right, just rinse it without the soap. 318 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,941 Then we'll just-- we'll grate it. 319 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,568 So what's going on with Stassi? 320 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,028 Is she good? 321 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,031 Stas and I did have a date night the other day. 322 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,200 She took me out to where I proposed to her 323 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,703 in the graveyard. - Oh. Nice. 324 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,457 {\an8}"Who do you think sacrifices more in our relationship?" 325 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,251 {\an8}- Mm. - You do. 326 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,796 {\an8}And I feel great about it. 327 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,882 {\an8}After our date night, I feel like we are connected. 328 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,135 {\an8}I really just want to keep this going. 329 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,138 {\an8}But with my experience of other, you know, "cast trips"-- 330 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,266 {\an8}I feel like this conversation is reigniting. 331 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,934 {\an8}And then we're gonna get into another fight 332 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:31,893 {\an8}when we go back. - We're not. 333 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,395 {\an8}This is [bleep]. 334 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,522 {\an8}I'm just, you know, hoping that going into the staycation, 335 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,233 {\an8}things don't, you know, go to shit. 336 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,319 I will be very happy 337 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,863 to watch the kids for you again 338 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,489 like, if you want to go with Stassi 339 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,825 to another romantic appointment. 340 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,910 Romant-- 341 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,495 What now? 342 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,582 No, I would love to have a romantic appointment 343 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,875 with my wife. - Okay. 344 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,878 I just don't know when we'd be able to do that. 345 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,172 She's just getting more and more busy. 346 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,798 {\an8}Everything's positive right now. 347 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,800 {\an8}But, you know, when the show airs, 348 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,763 {\an8}I think Stassi will be working more and doing more things. 349 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,598 {\an8}I'm just not ready for that yet. 350 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,351 Have you and Georgi talked since the party? 351 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,104 Nope. In my face, she is kind of a bad bitch. 352 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,607 And then when she talks to Stas, she lies. 353 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,525 It's just funny to hear you say "bad bitch." 354 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028 - Oh, okay. - That's all. 355 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,780 {\an8}The thing about my sister is, 356 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,782 {\an8}she's just very straightforward. 357 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,784 {\an8}She says it how it is. 358 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,285 {\an8}I think it's just a cultural thing. 359 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,245 {\an8}I just like the fact that my sister is very up-front, 360 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,372 {\an8}doesn't take any bullshit, and doesn't need to sit there 361 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,291 {\an8}and sugarcoat everything she says 362 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,043 {\an8}and talk behind people's backs, 363 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,212 {\an8}'cause she'll say it in their face. 364 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,713 I want to give Georgi the choice to say, 365 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,048 I want to talk now. 366 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,382 Let's just get this over with, 367 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,134 'cause once I had a talk with Rob, 368 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,554 it was good for, you know, my mental health. 369 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,598 So rip the Band-Aid off. Do you have that saying? 370 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,350 Yeah. On the boo-boo, take it off. 371 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,269 Yeah, yeah, take off the boo-boo. 372 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,563 And how was it with Rob? 373 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,981 Did you get anywhere? 374 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,651 Things are better with Rob, but it's gonna take time. 375 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,236 So it's just, like, gradual. 376 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,613 I feel like the more we hang out, the more... 377 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,782 You will get-- yeah, I understand that. 378 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,450 We'll get feelings back again. 379 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,827 {\an8}The reality is, one talk with Rob 380 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,994 {\an8}is not gonna fix our relationship. 381 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,204 {\an8}Here's the fun part. 382 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,455 {\an8}It's a start. 383 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,207 {\an8}And there are some things that I want to say, 384 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,001 {\an8}but for now, I'm just--I'm just gonna keep the peace. 385 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,045 Oh, my God. 386 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,672 This one is too strong. 387 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,924 No, it's not too strong. You don't think so? 388 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,177 No, it's perfect. 389 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,181 Oh, hi. 390 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,683 {\an8}Long time no see. 391 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,561 {\an8}The fact that I'm out of the house after 8:00 392 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,729 {\an8}and I'm in Silver Lake, which means 393 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,150 {\an8}I'm the only person here who isn't in a band 394 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,653 {\an8}or, like, processing something artistically. 395 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,615 {\an8}So this should show you how much Katie means to me. 396 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,409 Back in the day, do you remember 397 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,370 choosing between putting gas in my car and buying, like, wine? 398 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,997 - Yeah, those were the days. - Wine always won. 399 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,457 I know. We had the best time. 400 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,542 It was the best time. - We did! 401 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,919 What's up with Beau? How's Beau doing? 402 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,130 He still isn't the happiest. 403 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,090 He's like, my love language is physical touch, 404 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,467 but weeks have gone by. 405 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,094 I'm like, oh, we should have sex. 406 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,971 Yeah, I know. 407 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,473 I feel like such a dick. 408 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,308 Maybe just while he's making breakfast, 409 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,893 like, hug him from behind 410 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,895 and kiss him on the back of the neck. 411 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,813 Like, I'm not saying you got to spend 20 minutes 412 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,900 giving him a [bleep], but grab his [bleep]. 413 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,819 That probably would send him into orbit for a whole day. 414 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,362 I know. 415 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,074 {\an8}I'm so happy that Stassi and I are finally hanging out, 416 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,869 {\an8}just the two of us, like old times. 417 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,371 {\an8}But now I'm annoyed that I have to fill her in 418 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,790 {\an8}on Taylor's [bleep] TED Talk from lesbian night. 419 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,418 So what's the deal with this staycation that you want to do? 420 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,669 Oh, my God. 421 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,380 Okay, so, like, we're gonna do a staycation, 422 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,134 like, a [bleep] nice one, for two days in Bel-Air, 423 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,844 in a big house, 424 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,513 do my thing, drink what I want, 425 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,807 eat what I want, say what I want. 426 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,393 I know filming has been tough on everybody, 427 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,146 and I need a break from my kids. 428 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,523 You know what? [bleep] those kids. 429 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,692 [bleep] those kids. [bleep] my kids. 430 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,696 {\an8}That's, like, haunting me that I said, [bleep] those kids. 431 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:16,034 {\an8}And I think about it at least, like, once or twice a day. 432 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:20,372 {\an8}I [bleep] love those kids. God, I feel guilty about that. 433 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,707 Anyway, how was lez night? 434 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,709 Am I allowed to call it "lesbo"? 435 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,045 All the lesbians I know say "lesbo" all the time. 436 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,047 Can lesbians only say "lesbo"? 437 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,548 I don't know. 438 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,968 {\an8}Hey. 439 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,386 {\an8}Hi, this is important. 440 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,721 {\an8}I need to know something real fast. 441 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,101 Are straight girls allowed to say "lesbo"? 442 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,272 Great, thank you. Yeah. 443 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,107 How was Georgi? 444 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,526 - Dude, she did so good. - That's great. 445 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,902 My part of it didn't go so well. 446 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,404 Taylor got really upset with me 447 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,198 for talking about the payroll thing. 448 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,450 Are you [bleep] with me right now? 449 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,828 That just made my heart fall into my butt. 450 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,414 {\an8}When I told Kristina this, 451 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,250 {\an8}I had no idea that she'd get upset 452 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,585 {\an8}and then go tell Taylor. 453 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,962 {\an8}Then Taylor would get upset and go to Katie, 454 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,380 {\an8}and then it would come back to me. 455 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,924 {\an8}I really didn't think it was that big of a deal, 456 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,385 {\an8}'cause there were no lies told. 457 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,387 I didn't say, yeah, you only hang out with Taylor 458 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,763 because you work with her. 459 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,765 That's not what came out of my mouth. 460 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,933 Yeah. 461 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,268 And then she goes, you're like, coming in, 462 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,478 pushing me out, and I'm, like... 463 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,063 You aren't coming back around. 464 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,940 Like, you didn't seek me out. 465 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,192 I feel like I seeked you out. 466 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,611 Why is this being talked about? 467 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,904 Like, why did Kristina bring this up to her? 468 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,615 Kristina and I, as far as I'm concerned, always got along. 469 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,159 {\an8}Kristina has always been someone 470 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,786 {\an8}I have, like, loved so much. 471 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,913 {\an8}We go back over a decade. 472 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,332 {\an8}There's obviously been times 473 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,334 {\an8}where we've been closer versus other times, 474 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,127 {\an8}but I've never had any issues with her. 475 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,754 {\an8}We always got along. 476 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,089 {\an8}Kristina has never been a pot stirrer in the past, 477 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,841 {\an8}but it's never too late. 478 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,344 I think there is, like, some protectiveness 479 00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,138 from Taylor and Kristina, even though it's-- 480 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,807 it's valid, and it's not valid. 481 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,811 {\an8}That would really suck. 482 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,648 {\an8}That would put me in a really uncomfortable position, 483 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,651 {\an8}a very uncomfortable position. 484 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,653 I'm feeling, like, buyer's remorse 485 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,987 from, like, being a part of this, 486 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,280 because I'm not wanted here. 487 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,615 I wasn't wanted on Vanderpump Rules. 488 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,075 This is exactly the kind of shit 489 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,493 I was trying to get away from. 490 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,787 And I'm just like, that just sucks to hear. 491 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,331 Don't you dare do this. You are wanted here. 492 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,000 But I think you got to work on Kristina. 493 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,003 {\an8}I'm not sure this staycation is probably the best thing 494 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,630 {\an8}for Katie right now, 495 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,508 {\an8}but if I can be ambushed by all these bitches, 496 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,635 {\an8}she can handle a little staycation. 497 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,306 Just worry about Kristina. I worry about Taylor. 498 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,517 It feels like it's not really my problem. 499 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,894 Katie, I'm telling you to clear the air with Kristina. 500 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,437 I'm telling you that. 501 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,661 {\an8}Oh, this is perfect. 502 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,371 {\an8}Okay, I've seen reality TV. 503 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,915 {\an8}I know it's like, shit goes down on trips, 504 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,836 {\an8}but, like, it also gets solved on trips. 505 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,130 {\an8}So I feel like Beau and I get to socialize 506 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,423 {\an8}and have fun with each other. 507 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,883 {\an8}Everyone's gonna, like, fight it out, 508 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,051 {\an8}work out their problems, 509 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,387 {\an8}and then we're just gonna have a really good time. 510 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,555 {\an8}Look at this. 511 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,598 {\an8}My God, this place is awesome. 512 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,475 {\an8}Listen, I set everything up. 513 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,438 {\an8}So now all I need people to do is show up, 514 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,940 {\an8}drop their bags, and hash all their shit out. 515 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,483 {\an8}Oh, look at that wine. 516 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,444 {\an8}This place is a full party house. 517 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,903 {\an8}Yeah, it's a party house. 518 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,240 {\an8}The whole point of staycation is to enjoy. 519 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,992 {\an8}I'm trying to manifest happiness. 520 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,368 {\an8}I'm putting it out there. 521 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,995 {\an8}What was that thing that Oprah did? 522 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,748 {\an8}She put it out-- The Secret. 523 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,209 {\an8}You know, you say it out loud, and it happens. 524 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,420 {\an8}But I don't think it's gonna happen. 525 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,047 {\an8}This should be interesting. 526 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,341 {\an8}When people stay in the same house together 527 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,760 {\an8}over a certain amount of time, things can get a little rocky, 528 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,345 {\an8}or things can go really well. 529 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,014 {\an8}Knock, knock. 530 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,183 {\an8}Hi. - Hi. 531 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,101 {\an8}I'm hoping that Beau and I can continue 532 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,603 {\an8}what we've had going on, 533 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,606 {\an8}and we keep moving in the most positive direction we can. 534 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,858 {\an8}But I'm interested to see how everything else goes. 535 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,651 {\an8}We'll be right down. 536 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,986 {\an8}I'm ready for sexy time. 537 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,405 {\an8}All right, well, I'm gonna get more wine. 538 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,575 {\an8}I'm perfectly fine seeing Taylor. 539 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,368 {\an8}Hopefully she's cooled off, 540 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,415 {\an8}maybe had a conversation with Stassi, and everything's good. 541 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,752 {\an8}I don't like two-faced bitches. 542 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,338 {\an8}You have way bigger muscles than me. 543 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:41,132 {\an8}You can do it. 544 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,009 {\an8}Oh, [bleep]. 545 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,928 {\an8}I'm a little nervous going into this 546 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,305 {\an8}because Georgia and I haven't gotten along 547 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,473 {\an8}for the past few weeks. 548 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,809 {\an8}But I'm ready to just have my own space. 549 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,311 {\an8}So pretty. 550 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,105 {\an8}I'm thinking this is the house for me. 551 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,316 {\an8}Like, can I live here forever? 552 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,903 {\an8}I'm looking for a place. 553 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,655 Hello, beautiful. Hey. 554 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,740 Gorge, as always. - This place is-- 555 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,868 Hi. - Hot stuff. 556 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,995 {\an8}I think there's about an 80% chance 557 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,038 {\an8}that they have hooked up. 558 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,500 {\an8}Small margin for doubt, but, like, whatever. 559 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,960 {\an8}Honey, stop. 560 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,503 {\an8}At the very least-- honey, stop it. 561 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,088 {\an8}I'm using my legs. - You can't lift. 562 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,091 {\an8}It's really too heavy for you. Such a gentlelady. 563 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,343 {\an8}Girl, I am too cute for this, okay? 564 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,053 {\an8}My ankles are delicate. 565 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,514 {\an8}They roll easily. I have on fabulous shoes. 566 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,682 {\an8}The sprinklers are coming. 567 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,016 {\an8}- No! - Is this on purpose? 568 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,394 {\an8}What time did you guys plan for, like, dinner? 569 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:35,728 {\an8}7:30. Okay. 570 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,313 {\an8}Where are the boys? 571 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,940 {\an8}Help me. 572 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:42,694 {\an8}Like, I'm still a lady. Lesbians can be ladies, too. 573 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:46,322 {\an8}Do I still look pretty? 574 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,700 {\an8}Yeah, you look gorgeous, honey. 575 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,535 {\an8}Now you may. Thank you, angel. 576 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,203 {\an8}Thank you. 577 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,455 {\an8}I have never carried so much shit like a [bleep] Sherpa 578 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,540 {\an8}in my entire life. 579 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,709 {\an8}This is hell. I hate it here. 580 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,377 {\an8}Come on, you can do it. 581 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,545 {\an8}God. 582 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,963 {\an8}Oh, my God. 583 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:06,092 {\an8}It's unbelievable. 584 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,052 {\an8}Never mind, I love it here. 585 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,221 Hi, guys. 586 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,057 Hey! Hey. 587 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,060 Ah! You really with the balloon pants, I'm loving it. 588 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,353 Thank you. 589 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,981 Since you guys are all here... 590 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:20,940 Yeah. 591 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,275 Everyone can go pick their rooms. 592 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,570 Oh, wait. What? - Go, go, go, pick your room. 593 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,363 Ah! I'm gonna die while I do it. 594 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,616 I'm pretty sure you're sharing with Georgia, Georgi, 595 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,242 so don't get, like, too excited. 596 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,745 Are you serious? 597 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,288 {\an8}We're at this lovely staycation. 598 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:38,416 {\an8}But, yeah, Georgi, you're stuck with her again still. 599 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,002 {\an8}Let's make you go insane. 600 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,129 {\an8}It's working. 601 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,216 Georgia, I claimed it. 602 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,761 This is a spa. Rob, what'd you find? 603 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,347 It's one big apartment with a bedroom attached. 604 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:54,098 What? You have a bachelor pad down there? 605 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,892 Like, there's a whole nother house right there. 606 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,061 Georgi, look, this is my apartment 607 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,188 that I get all to myself. 608 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,941 Georgi and Rob-- a huge part of me thinks 609 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,776 that they have hooked up. 610 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,235 I have no [bleep] idea. 611 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,988 Kristina Kelly, Katie, and Taylor 612 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,407 have all made comments about Rob and Georgi. 613 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,159 {\an8}Are they [bleep]? 614 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,494 {\an8}I don't know. 615 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,953 {\an8}Ew. 616 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,997 {\an8}Body language is body language-ing 617 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,124 {\an8}between her and Rob-- keep an eye out. 618 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,418 {\an8}Do you think Georgi and Rob ever hooked up? 619 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,295 {\an8}Yes. 620 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,631 I feel like they hooked up once or twice. 621 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,800 I'm thinking Rob took that outside room 622 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,386 trying to cover for them banging it out. 623 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:34,055 Then, also, I don't really want to hear your sister moan. 624 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,348 No. 625 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,183 {\an8}It would just be so insane 626 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,311 {\an8}if Georgi and Rob actually crossed that line. 627 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,771 {\an8}Like, that's my sister. 628 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:45,400 {\an8}That's Beau's best--or ex-- whatever they are. 629 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,777 {\an8}But they literally used to be like brothers. 630 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,988 {\an8}That's weird and uncomfy. 631 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,907 {\an8}Wouldn't you want to know? 632 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,742 No. 633 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,997 I just want to enjoy this tonight, 634 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,040 and I don't want to fight with anyone, 635 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:04,752 which is why I'm going to, like, have a very fun time. 636 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,504 I am away from the kids. 637 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,880 {\an8}I am enjoying my time. 638 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,966 {\an8}This is like a nice vacation for me. 639 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,469 {\an8}So I really don't want to know about Georgi and Rob. 640 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,972 {\an8}It's like, I just--I don't even want to poke that bear. 641 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,933 {\an8}You know, it's like, I'd rather poke my wife. 642 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:24,105 {\an8}But if you feel so inclined, I'll watch. 643 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,648 {\an8}I'm just gonna talk to them at dinner, 644 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,191 {\an8}while we're all having dinner. 645 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,318 {\an8}I did want to have a nice dinner, 646 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,822 {\an8}but, like, dinner's a good place to confront people, 647 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,533 {\an8}so... 648 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,703 {\an8}Spooky. 649 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,248 Oh, you savage. 650 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,049 {\an8}Walking into the staycation, like, I'm excited to be out. 651 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,427 {\an8}Mama's got an outfit on. I want a glass of wine. 652 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,429 {\an8}Look who's here. 653 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,140 {\an8}Oh. 654 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,808 {\an8}Hey. 655 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,227 {\an8}It's like, oh, shit. Katie's here. 656 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,438 {\an8}I'm gonna have to address this. 657 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,398 {\an8}Honestly, until producers tell me 658 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,692 {\an8}I need to have this conversation with Katie, 659 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,111 {\an8}like, I don't think I'm gonna be ready. 660 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,822 {\an8}I'm just gonna need you to have that conversation 661 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,618 {\an8}with Katie sometime before the end of the season. 662 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,620 {\an8}Does this feel like a horror movie, 663 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,706 {\an8}where we're just, like, initiating you into something? 664 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,416 {\an8}My issue is that Kristina 665 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,959 {\an8}took this payroll comment 666 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,213 {\an8}that really wasn't targeted towards her 667 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,757 {\an8}and has now spun it into this whole thing 668 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,759 {\an8}of, like, questioning my friendships 669 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,928 {\an8}and my integrity and my character, 670 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,930 {\an8}and, like, Stassi's the one that asked me to be here. 671 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,223 {\an8}So if they have a problem with that, 672 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,350 {\an8}they can take it up with their boss. 673 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,352 {\an8}Should I hug everybody, or can I just-- 674 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,812 {\an8}Nope. Nope. 675 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,230 {\an8}Just go grab yourself a drink. 676 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,774 {\an8}She has a very tiresome attitude. 677 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,943 {\an8}It's just sort of, like... 678 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,736 {\an8}I want to give Kristina the opportunity 679 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:54,987 {\an8}to bring it up to me 680 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,573 {\an8}'cause she was the one that brought this up. 681 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,116 {\an8}You might not like that I'm here, 682 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,827 {\an8}but you better [bleep] get used to it, 683 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,870 {\an8}because I have as much purpose and reason 684 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,497 {\an8}to be here as you do. 685 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:08,793 {\an8}All right, everybody, dinner is about to be served, 686 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,128 {\an8}so grab your drinks. - Amazing. 687 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:12,797 {\an8}And it's gonna be a Italian feast tonight. 688 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,632 {\an8}Ooh! - Yes. 689 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,716 {\an8}Thank you. 690 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,593 {\an8}Does anyone need a refill? Georgia? 691 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,011 {\an8}I'm going to, actually. 692 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,304 {\an8}Georgi, look, be careful. 693 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,014 {\an8}This literally is the pool right here. 694 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,850 {\an8}Especially after I drink, absolutely. 695 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:24,976 {\an8}Yeah. 696 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,520 {\an8}I know there's something going on 697 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,356 {\an8}between Rob and my sister-- I can just feel it. 698 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,691 {\an8}I bet $200 699 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,192 {\an8}that you're gonna accidentally fall in here. 700 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,111 {\an8}I probably--you would win. I'm not gonna bet you that. 701 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,779 {\an8}Cheers. Cheers. You've been good? 702 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,322 {\an8}Honestly, really good. Good. 703 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,199 {\an8}Yeah. 704 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,624 {\an8}I don't know why they're insulting my intelligence. 705 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:49,834 {\an8}Like-- 706 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,086 {\an8}If they were to admit it, that's huge, 707 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,172 {\an8}and they would have to, like, face what that means 708 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,050 {\an8}and then have all of us dissect it and make fun of them. 709 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,678 {\an8}He's, like, 89 years old. She's, like, 12. 710 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,347 {\an8}There's a lot to judge there. 711 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,185 {\an8}Do you and Rob like each other? - No. 712 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,312 {\an8}Are you sure? - I swear. 713 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,563 {\an8}Why you guys touch on each other? 714 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:13,274 {\an8}We're just flirty. There's no sexual anything. 715 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,401 {\an8}Okay. 716 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,324 {\an8}Stassi needs to confront them about it, 717 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,742 {\an8}because she's not gonna get off of it 718 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:26,120 {\an8}until she does confront them, so this is now her journey. 719 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,872 {\an8}The hot tub is half the size of the pool. 720 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,123 {\an8}We can go in there. 721 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,374 {\an8}It's definitely heated. It's heated. 722 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,918 {\an8}Now it's in the back of your brain. 723 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,628 {\an8}It's in the back of my brain. 724 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,546 {\an8}At least you'll give me hot-tub time. 725 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,257 {\an8}I'll give you hot-tub time. Okay, fine. 726 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,677 {\an8}The vibe is great. We're in this beautiful house. 727 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,095 {\an8}You know what? 728 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:46,599 {\an8}I am ready to get everything out on the table, 729 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,559 {\an8}like, literally. 730 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,894 So we're gonna start 731 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,687 with the famous goat-cheese balls. 732 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,856 Grazie mille. Thank you. 733 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,274 Delicious. 734 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,651 I heard that they changed a bit at SUR. 735 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:57,944 They did. 736 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,612 They changed everything at SUR. 737 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,072 Ooh. 738 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,157 {\an8}The goat-cheese balls at SUR really did go downhill, 739 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,576 {\an8}and I get so embarrassed because people tag me 740 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,161 {\an8}in TikToks all the time. 741 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,121 {\an8}And they're like, girl, what the eff? 742 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,082 {\an8}These are what you were raving about? 743 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,043 {\an8}And I'm like, that was 15 years ago. 744 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:15,962 {\an8}They were so different back then. 745 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,421 {\an8}They're crap now. 746 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:21,509 I just wanted to go over the sched for tomorrow. 747 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:25,805 The sched is to celebrate Teddy and Taylor tomorrow 748 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,557 with this, like, babymoon experience. 749 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,268 This is all about you, [bleep]. 750 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,897 We're gonna have a caviar and chicken nugget bar. 751 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,232 Oh, my God. 752 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,984 They're gonna have a manservant. 753 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,610 What? 754 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,196 {\an8}I love Stassi. I think this manservant idea-- 755 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,074 {\an8}sorry, I have spit in my mouth. 756 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,660 {\an8}But, like, girl, where were you when I was carrying 757 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,453 {\an8}all of the bags up the stairs? 758 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,500 {\an8}Like, never in my life did I need a manservant more. 759 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,420 {\an8}Oh, my God, now I'm mad at the manservant. 760 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,131 I'm also gonna make an Ouija board, 761 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,799 because I am gonna find out your baby name. 762 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,300 Oh. 763 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,094 That's literally the start of a horror movie. 764 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:07,388 You can leave the room. 765 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,307 Stassi can be really hard 766 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,310 {\an8}on people she's close to, especially Beau. 767 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,187 {\an8}That's sort of, like, her thing. 768 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,605 Okay. 769 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,150 Kristina, it sounds like the manservant of The Birdcage. 770 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,901 I haven't-- Birdcage. Don't know. 771 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,320 Are you kidding me? You've never seen The Birdcage? 772 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,197 Do you know what the worst thing is in the world? 773 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,158 When people do that to people 774 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,035 when they haven't seen a [bleep] movie. 775 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,995 "Are you joking?" 776 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,372 That's just stupid. 777 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,166 I couldn't even go around her 778 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,375 with my nails not painted 779 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,045 because she would say something. 780 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,838 {\an8}She probably thought about it. 781 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,673 {\an8}She probably noticed it. 782 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,216 {\an8}Whoo! 783 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,177 Max is putting River to bed tonight. 784 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,430 He was like, where are the melatonin gummies? 785 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:53,934 Oh, I love kids. 786 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,394 When are you having kids? 787 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,520 Hopefully soon. 788 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,105 I thought I was having them two months ago. 789 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,361 Two months ago with who? 790 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,946 I had a girlfriend for a little while. 791 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,908 Not long enough to have kids with. 792 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,535 Well, it wasn't, like, a planned thing. 793 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,747 Wait a second. You were dating for-- 794 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,457 Six months. 795 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,376 I don't... remember you saying that-- 796 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,378 Did you word it like that? 797 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,297 Beau didn't know you were dating anyone for six months. 798 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,548 He did--well, after-- 799 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,884 Six months is a really long time to-- 800 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,220 We didn't talk for nine. 801 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:32,223 {\an8}What? This is the first I'm hearing about this. 802 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,766 {\an8}That was something I wanted to talk to him about. 803 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,185 {\an8}I wish I could have reached out to him about that. 804 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:40,106 {\an8}I'm just in a little bit of shock. 805 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:43,067 {\an8}I mean, I really don't know what to say. 806 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,111 {\an8}I mean, it's incredibly personal, you know, 807 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,114 {\an8}and especially to just, like, talk about it 808 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,949 {\an8}with 10 other people. 809 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,742 {\an8}It's just very strange. 810 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,494 So she got pregnant? 811 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:56,205 Well, like, all the pregnancy symptoms were there. 812 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,706 Oh, so you had a moment where you were like, 813 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:58,999 I could be--I might-- 814 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,251 Like, I bought a book about being a dad. 815 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,377 - Are you joking? - Rob. 816 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,795 No. 817 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,255 Her parents were excited about it. 818 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,590 Okay, that's a wild thing to say, 819 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,925 that you guys were serious enough 820 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,262 that you were excited and her parents were excited. 821 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,763 So you told her parents? 822 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,142 Before she even told you that she might be pregnant? 823 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,394 Yeah, her family had a history of things. 824 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:19,854 Why wouldn't she have taken a test? 825 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,397 She did. No, she did. 826 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:22,857 But, like, her family had a history 827 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,859 of having negative tests and then going to the doctor 828 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,193 and being like, oh, no, you are. 829 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,446 - That's a thing? - I don't know that's-- 830 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,866 I've never heard of that being a thing ever. 831 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,118 {\an8}It feels like he's lying. 832 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,328 {\an8}But what's the point in telling a lie? 833 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,289 {\an8}I wouldn't say he made it up, 834 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,459 {\an8}but I think it's maybe sensationalized. 835 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,794 {\an8}I feel like the general vibe of this table is, 836 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,088 {\an8}we're not believing Rob, which is interesting to me, 837 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,715 {\an8}because he's never been a liar in my eyes. 838 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:52,553 {\an8}I thought I was the alleged liar in this situation. 839 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,931 {\an8}I'm just trying to stick up for my guy, you know what I mean? 840 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,267 Do you realize how batshit [bleep] crazy 841 00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,977 this sounds right now? 842 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,145 Don't look at me. 843 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,730 What part? 844 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,773 The symptoms were there, and I got excited about it. 845 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,775 The point was that you were in a [bleep] relationship 846 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,986 that was serious enough to get pregnant 847 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,655 and buy a "what to expect" book? 848 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,740 Yeah. 849 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,284 That's all news to everybody at this table. 850 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:16,994 It's news to you. - What? 851 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,621 I'm sorry. Wait a second. 852 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,122 Does everybody at this table know 853 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,999 that he got a girl pregnant? 854 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,876 What? Oh, you knew about this? 855 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,712 Yes, but it's not my business to tell you guys. 856 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,172 See, I do keep secrets. 857 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,840 I don't like keeping secrets. 858 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,509 {\an8}Secrets only hurt people, 859 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,385 {\an8}and I've only been hurt by secrets. 860 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:37,348 {\an8}Georgi is blabbing about me every chance she gets, 861 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,099 {\an8}but she can keep Rob's secrets. 862 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,601 {\an8}Cool, cool, cool. 863 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,312 {\an8}Well, let's get all the secrets out, then. 864 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,231 Have you guys ever hooked up? 865 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,859 Oh, shit, that's coyotes. 866 00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:01,372 {\an8}Have you guys ever hooked up, ever? 867 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,374 {\an8}- Never. - Never, never. 868 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,292 {\an8}- What? - Don't laugh. 869 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,546 {\an8}Never made out? - Never. 870 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,172 {\an8}No. That's so random. Is it? 871 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,717 {\an8}It's just, like, weird flirting that everyone picks up on. 872 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,844 {\an8}I flirt with Georgia. 873 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:19,098 {\an8}Georgia, does Georgi flirt with you? 874 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,767 {\an8}Uh, no. 875 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,726 {\an8}Exactly. 876 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,228 {\an8}No, but, like, why are you asking? 877 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,646 {\an8}Like, why is it your business? 878 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,314 {\an8}Because it seems like you like to flirt with him. 879 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,649 {\an8}You welcome it. - Yeah. 880 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,276 {\an8}Thank you for seeing me for who I am. 881 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,652 {\an8}I love you. 882 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,237 {\an8}I'm always gonna take care of you. 883 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:36,116 {\an8}I know that, I think. I love you. 884 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,788 {\an8}[bleep]. 885 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,335 Even if I wanted to go [bleep] right now, who cares? 886 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,587 I'm a flirt. So what? 887 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,214 You just sitting here nonchalantly being like, 888 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,299 why does it matter? Nothing matters-- 889 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,009 No, because who cares? 890 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,303 I care. A lot of shit matters. 891 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,348 Things that you don't think matter actually do. 892 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:07,855 {\an8}'Cause I feel like I'm always cleaning up Georgi's messes. 893 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,106 {\an8}I paid for her wedding. 894 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,317 {\an8}I also paid for her to get divorced. 895 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,361 {\an8}And I don't feel like I have the bandwidth 896 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,821 {\an8}or the time anymore. 897 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:19,033 {\an8}I'm just, like-- I'm fed up, you know? 898 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,784 We've never hooked up. 899 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,786 There's never been anything where we ever have been 900 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,288 even close to hooking up. 901 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,789 Oh, give me a [bleep] break. 902 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,707 No, we've never kissed. 903 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,958 The way you guys act to each other, 904 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,877 {\an8}I don't even act like that towards my husband. 905 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,795 {\an8}The way that you guys act, like, literally, 906 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,839 {\an8}it's so [bleep] creepy. - Guys! 907 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,258 {\an8}If I gave you a [bleep] room, 908 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,594 they'd talk shit and [bleep] at the same time. 909 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:41,472 Talk shit and [bleep]? Let's do it. 910 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,890 Oh, my God. 911 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,850 From the beginning, y'all have both been like, 912 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:45,976 don't hit on Rob. 913 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,144 Do not go to Rob. 914 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,187 You are not allowed to get with Rob. 915 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,271 Probably because you were married. 916 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,315 No, I wasn't married. 917 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,775 Can I go under here now? 918 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,485 You were "married" but still taking a separation. 919 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,321 That was literally years ago. 920 00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:00,282 I was only married for three years, bitch! 921 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,870 Everyone shut the [bleep] up. [bleep] you. 922 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,456 No, actually-- no, you're an asshole. 923 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:09,166 I'm never [bleep] wrong. 924 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,001 {\an8}This was not the plan. 925 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,837 {\an8}Like, people are supposed to be hashing out their issues, 926 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,589 {\an8}not arguing with me. 927 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,424 Fine, think we [bleep]. Who cares? 928 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,677 The fact that you don't believe me is crazy. 929 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,012 No. That's an insult. 930 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,181 Why do I have to defend myself to you about my friendship? 931 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,474 I love Rob. 932 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,267 Rob, in the last year, he has been there for me 933 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,477 like nobody else has. 934 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,270 That's [bleep] bullshit. 935 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:31,689 No, I stand by that. 936 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,565 {\an8}Stassi doesn't care if I hooked up with Rob. 937 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,693 {\an8}She cares that she's not the one in control. 938 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,277 {\an8}And so now she's freaking out. 939 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:41,073 {\an8}But in her words, I'm sorry, girl, that's a "you problem." 940 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,450 I'm not embarrassed if I hooked up with Georgi. 941 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,868 You shouldn't be. That's a win. 942 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,537 That's a [bleep] win. 943 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,455 Are we getting pasta? 944 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,749 We have the spicy rigatoni. 945 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,209 Perfect. Thank you. 946 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,585 Thank you. Absolutely. 947 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,170 I feel like you guys are never gonna be able 948 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,423 to escape these allegations, so you may as well just have-- 949 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,966 If we want to just swipe the table right now, 950 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,426 me and you, Rob, we'll do it for all of 'em. 951 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,553 - Do it. - You guys are diabolical. 952 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,012 Yeah, we are. 953 00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:06,390 I mean, Rob, you are, like, a good-looking guy, 954 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,725 and you have a good personality. 955 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,227 But how old are you? - Almost 50. 956 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,729 So what's going on? 957 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,981 I just make bad decisions in people I date. 958 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,441 I have a broken-bird syndrome. 959 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,609 No, I think you just, like, date young people. 960 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:20,070 And it sounds like you're making yourself the victim. 961 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,447 Like, give me a break. 962 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,282 What is the narra--what are you trying to say to me? 963 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:26,034 Beau, this isn't fair. This is not fair. 964 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,579 Like, why am I being brought into something right now? 965 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,247 {\an8}I told Stassi that I wasn't planning 966 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,540 {\an8}on talking to Rob this trip. 967 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,250 {\an8}I just wanted to have a good time. 968 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,419 {\an8}I just want to enjoy this tonight, 969 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,254 {\an8}and I don't want to fight with anyone, 970 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:41,800 {\an8}which is why I'm going to, like, have a very fun time. 971 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,556 {\an8}Probably. 972 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,850 {\an8}And now she's getting a good show, 973 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:53,896 {\an8}because I'm actually pissed and we're actually fighting. 974 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,606 This is not fair. 975 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,942 This is a [bleep] stupid conversation. 976 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,823 {\an8}Beau, this isn't fair. This is not fair. 977 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,367 {\an8}Like, why am I being brought into something right now? 978 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,953 {\an8}I don't care. This is not fair. 979 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,539 {\an8}This is a [bleep] stupid conversation. 980 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,292 {\an8}Hold on, I just got roped into this. 981 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,211 {\an8}I mean, like, hold on. 982 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,796 {\an8}I know Stas wants me to have conversations with Rob, 983 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,465 {\an8}and there are a lot of things 984 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,801 {\an8}that I still need to say to him, 985 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,511 {\an8}but I need to do it on my time, 986 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,971 {\an8}and she wants me to do it on production's time. 987 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,141 {\an8}I'm gonna say, any of your girlfriends that I've met, 988 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,643 {\an8}no one ever needed help. 989 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,978 You just always have dated younger girls. 990 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,648 It's the repetitive stuff that I've always heard 991 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,983 of you of dating since I've known you. 992 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,985 Guys, I am changing my ways. 993 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,487 I hope you create a whole new persona. 994 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:47,866 So I need to start a new persona? 995 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:51,662 Your persona here is always dating the 20-year-olds, 996 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,455 always doing the same psycho shit. 997 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,082 Whatever, [bleep]. 998 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:57,376 If that's my reputation, then [bleep] you--I'm sorry. 999 00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,670 Dude, you were doing the same stuff 1000 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,588 since I've known you 15 years. 1001 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,549 The maturity level of where you're at right now 1002 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,926 is still the same as it was before I met Stassi. 1003 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,261 And then I changed. - "Maturity level"? 1004 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,512 Yes, maturity level-- 1005 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,597 What do you consider maturity? 1006 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,140 This is the same childish, stupid shit 1007 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:13,392 that you were talking about when we were-- 1008 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:14,351 You keep saying [bleep] childish. 1009 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,519 Because it is. 1010 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,478 I don't know what you think makes you 1011 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,854 a [bleep]--a mature adult. 1012 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,982 Having kids? No, because I have 1013 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:23,652 a great relationship and I'm able to prove it! 1014 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,946 {\an8}I just don't really feel happy with myself. 1015 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:28,448 {\an8}Feel kind of worthless. - Do you feel like she knows? 1016 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,617 {\an8}I don't think anybody really knows. 1017 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,953 {\an8}Okay, okay. 1018 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:36,081 So because you're married makes you a more mature person? 1019 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,166 Yes, it is, because I'm able to sit there 1020 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,752 and work out [bleep] problems with the woman! 1021 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,754 You don't think I try to work out problems 1022 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,298 with [bleep] people? No, you don't, 1023 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,757 which is why you don't have a [bleep] girlfriend. 1024 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,010 You have this impression of me from 2016. 1025 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:51,388 Because it's the same [bleep] impression, Rob! 1026 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,931 {\an8}Okay, now we're getting somewhere. 1027 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,058 {\an8}Like, this is what needs to happen 1028 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,476 {\an8}for them to move forward. 1029 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,437 You think I'm the same person 1030 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,939 that when you started dating Stassi, that I just stayed 1031 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,066 because I didn't go get a [bleep] girlfriend. 1032 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,527 I'm trying to find that person. - But it's the same story. 1033 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,738 Who cares? It's not your problem. 1034 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,573 I'm [bleep] older than both of you. 1035 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,658 It's not your [bleep] problem. 1036 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,161 Meeting somebody sucks. You know why? 1037 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,622 'Cause everybody in my age range is [bleep] married. 1038 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,914 I tell you guys every day 1039 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,917 how [bleep] jealous I am of you guys, 1040 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,543 that I love Hartford, I love Messer. 1041 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,961 I want that. 1042 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,340 So you think I'm purposely [bleep] sabotaging myself? 1043 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:27,925 I'm not. 1044 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,760 But you guys look down on me so [bleep] much. 1045 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,553 Rob just wants to go out and drink 1046 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,055 and [bleep] 22-year-olds. 1047 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,014 It's not true. 1048 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,099 I might be taking little baby steps, 1049 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,685 and you might [bleep] leap really, really, really fast, 1050 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,187 but they're still steps. 1051 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:43,357 Like, everything that you said, I [bleep] felt that. 1052 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,941 I hear you. 1053 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,860 And I also don't want to speak for Beau, 1054 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:50,155 but I feel like I could maybe word it a little differently. 1055 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,657 I'm saying this with love, 1056 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,659 and I'm trying to, like, not be angry right now. 1057 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,994 All this is coming out, and I [bleep] hate this. 1058 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,663 And I can't believe that you [bleep] started this. 1059 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,623 Are you joking? 1060 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:00,624 I didn't want to [bleep] sit there 1061 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:01,917 and talk to him about that. 1062 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:04,169 I wanted to have a good [bleep] weekend. 1063 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,963 And I didn't want to have to sit there 1064 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,798 and have this goddamn conversation, 1065 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,841 because now you've decided to explode 1066 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,135 and make yourself look dumb. 1067 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,643 {\an8}I said that? 1068 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,144 {\an8}I don't think I would have said that. 1069 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,688 {\an8}That's why I'm confused. 1070 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,481 {\an8}Because now you've decided to explode 1071 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,607 {\an8}and make yourself look dumb. 1072 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:28,068 {\an8}Prove it. 1073 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,236 {\an8}No, you-- 1074 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,654 {\an8}You're [bleep] yourself 1075 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,156 {\an8}in every [bleep] asshole right now. 1076 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,452 {\an8}I am gonna take what I said back. 1077 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,913 {\an8}No. 1078 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,873 {\an8}Are you [bleep] kidding me? 1079 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,376 {\an8}Like, I would never [bleep] pitch a reality show 1080 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,671 {\an8}about my [bleep] marriage problems. 1081 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,257 {\an8}This wasn't the plan. This was not the plan. 1082 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,721 {\an8}Maybe we don't do a Ouija board tomorrow?